11.21.2005

MNF blues

Every week I tell myself that I refuse to watch the game that is on Monday Night Football, but yet every week it is the only thing that is on TV so I'm stuck watching it. Over the years John Madden has driven me more and more crazy with his complete lack of knowledge of the game so tonight I comprised a list of the top 5 stupid quotes from John Madden in the 3rd quarter of the Vikings/Packers game. 5. "He just has a good motor, his hands and his feet and he just keeps going towards the quarterback." 4. "You see right here is what he wanted so he ran behind there" 3. "Single coverage is one thing, double coverage is another thing, but three guys is forcing the ball." 2. "Brett Favre likes to know where his receivers are, where they are going to be." 1. "Do you think those turkeys know what is going to happen to them?" Each and everyone of these are very basic ideas and anyone who has watched more than one game in their lives will know this. But thanks John! -b

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about, "He can do that because he has strong hands." when commenting on a throw Favre threw away.

Ben said...

I totally forgot about that one.

We can edit it in if you want.