Christmas Card

Since I won't be sending out Christmas cards along side my letter of non-acomplishments this year I thought I would throw an image up that I would consider using if I were to. Hell I will even try my attempt in writing the accompanying letter: Dear Friends, Isn't it funny how fast a year can cruise by? Just a blink of the eye and 2005 has concluded. Everything in the Beener household is average. I didn't take that trip to the Florida Keys and I didn't get stung by a jellyfish and beg some random stranger pee on me so the acid would neutralize the toxin. I didn't get third degree burns on my shoulders that requires me to wear long sleeves at all times because of my stage one melanoma. I didn't get married and didn't have any little devils fly out of my nonexistent wife. Without family I didn't get to pose for a family portrait with matching sweaters and reindeer horns on the kids. I didn't buy that English cottage home in the middle of suburbia and didn't get the neighbor boy to paint my picket fence white. I didn't go out and buy a large SUV to drive alone to and from work. I didn't start my own internet business selling cheap cell phones and male enhancement drugs nor did I start a porn site that would have landed me a $1,000,000 once I sold it off. I didn't become middle management in corporate America and I didn't even get my boss a holiday present. I didn't win the lottery that I didn't even play but I did win a week of office football picks. I didn't bowl a perfect game but my 96 average is looking pretty spectacular right now. I didn't go off and "find myself" nor did I lose myself any either. All in all '05 treated me just the same as it has every year Seasons Greetings, Beener