20q

Okay a total waste of time here but I thought people could enjoy it a few times. LINKAGE Twenty questions....think of almost anything and it will guess it. Kind of scary the way AI works. Just go to the bottom and click "Play" button.

My very own cobbler

I feel like I'm living in old world England when I say that I have myself a cobbler but today I visited the cobbler down the road from me to get my favorite pair of shoes fixed. On Saturday they will be done and I will once again be happy. Whenever after Saturday Lord Beener.

Purple is a nasty color on anyone

I visited the MOA tonight looking for a copy of Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 for my computer at the Apple Store. Well lucky or unlucky me (depending on your view) the Vikings Cheerleaders were in the main rotunda getting ready to perform, talk, or just try to look pretty. As I was getting on the escalator to go down to the first floor of the mall, a man on his way up looks up and said to me "You're going to f***ing love it down there". Well I'm sorry to tell you that even though Minnesota may have the hottest females in the nation we certainly have the ugliest cheerleaders in the NFL. Okay after rereading this, it is kind of boring but I'm to lazy to erase it and start over. Enjoy Kittens. -b

MNF blues

Every week I tell myself that I refuse to watch the game that is on Monday Night Football, but yet every week it is the only thing that is on TV so I'm stuck watching it. Over the years John Madden has driven me more and more crazy with his complete lack of knowledge of the game so tonight I comprised a list of the top 5 stupid quotes from John Madden in the 3rd quarter of the Vikings/Packers game. 5. "He just has a good motor, his hands and his feet and he just keeps going towards the quarterback." 4. "You see right here is what he wanted so he ran behind there" 3. "Single coverage is one thing, double coverage is another thing, but three guys is forcing the ball." 2. "Brett Favre likes to know where his receivers are, where they are going to be." 1. "Do you think those turkeys know what is going to happen to them?" Each and everyone of these are very basic ideas and anyone who has watched more than one game in their lives will know this. But thanks John! -b

NASA a picture of the day

Hello Kittens and Kittens, How is everyone doing these days? This weekend was the big benefit that I have been stressing over for the past two months. There were a ton of people there and a lot of money was raised for a great cause. I talked to someone who was looking for some freelance work so I may have a job or two ahead of me yet. As for the photos, I got $70 for both the yellow and purple and the pink one brought in $65. All-in-all, a good night. Take care, Beener

Honey and Walnut cream cheese on top of a bagel

Is it really considered a party mix if I take all the songs off it that I don't want to hear?

Putting string in a super saturated sugar water will make rock candy. Yum.

Good Evening Kiddies, I feel I should really write something of substance tonight but I really don't feel disclosing to much information about my life these days. I know I know, I have become a bad blogger. But remember all you slackers out there that don't leave comments are bad too. Feedback is how this thing works. Okay I had a date today. I'm not going to get into it much but those who are close to me will find out about it soon enough. I went to the Gopher Hockey game last night and I'm still kind of hoarse from yelling to much. My voice is all squeaky and it sounds like puberty will hit any day now. Yippy! Man...what else do people want to know? For those who I have talked to about links here is another one. Digg.com Great tech news...subscribe to the RSS feed if your browser allows you too. Apple loves its customers and put the RSS feed reader built right into Safari. Thank you Apple. Alright children I'm going to jet. Bored, tired, and freaking out. -b. RANDOM IMAGE-A couple weeks ago helping the rents rake.

Random Blurb

I like chewing gum in the shower.

Vanilla Heath Bar Crunch

It is another fine fall day in Minnesota and I got the chance to enjoy the weather today as it is a national holiday. My day started off pretty typical with me laying in bed in my boxers and yelling at the contestants of the Price is Right for picking higher when logically the number was much lower. I would have won myself a new Ford Focus but since it is a Ford is it more of a hassle rather than a prize. 64 degrees and not a flake of snow on the ground, that is not a typical late fall day in Minnesota but since it was so nice we hit the disc golf course up in Roseville. Now there have only been two times since we started this little hobby that someone has come up and started chatting with us. You would hope it is some cool stoner just trying to make talk but it is always the dirty looking old guys and they have to tell you how good they really are. Sure you can tee off 200 feet but you can't since a putt to save you life. I just don't care anymore. I suck and have determined that I will not be quitting my job anytime soon to take up a career on the DGA. Now that I mentioned disc golf I will leave you with a video, sure this really isn't anyone playing disc golf but in the description it says they just finished playing it so I will include it. You must have speakers or headphones connected to truly enjoy it to the max. VIDEO

Another time killer

In my attempts to help you waste away your life on the internet I would like to contribute a link that is updated weekly (Saturday). Enjoy the hours wasted here! Post Secret Beener

A new link

After looking through the blog in the last couple of days, people can see that my life is pretty boring again. Sure there is a ton going on (print framing, photo retouching, supplies to buy) but really I haven't been in the mood to write about the deep matters that are affecting my life right now. Maybe if the all goes well I will have one huge post about it but until then I'm just going to leave you with a link. This site is called 43 Folders and it is about self improvement by better organization. I really don't know how often Merlin updates the site but it really is a work of art. LINKY EDIT: Threw a random photo in....later all....BEENER

Random Image Post

I feel it is time just for a random image post. These were shot last year sometime. I'm to damn lazy to look at the METAdata on them.

I'm to lazy to write

Hello all, Some stuff has happened to me since the last time I wrote. A lot of it I don't really want to talk about. Things are great for me right now though.....lets leave it at that. Okay, since I don't feel like writing anything tonight I thought I would throw a link up, I found it very interesting but MAJOR WARNING....THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK OF STOMACH.....YOU DO SEE TISSUES UNDER THE SKIN....... These two people found that rings were very trivial in their relationship so they bit each other's fingers off. COMPLETE STORY HERE