Friday night I had the opportunity to attend the Golden Gophers hockey game vs. U Mass Lowell (I know, I know we sure do draw big names for the Dodge Classic). Well right from the beginning there were a couple of ladies ahead of me and I started chatting with them, yada yada, being the regular little Hugh Hefner that I am. I swear I had it all wrapped up until I asked the one that I had been flirting with very heavily for some hand sanitiizer. Long story short, she is a microbiologist and doesn't believe in the goodness that this stuff will bring you. So you could say I cock blocked myself on that one. I hope my boys from the game will make a comment at the next game and maybe I can still get the hookup.
After the game with hit a bar and I worked my magic on a couple more ladies (one with an weird looking forehead, eek). But remember kids, never bring a girl home from the bar. Bar flies have STDs!
That is all.
Second thing to know is never use a digital zoom on a 640 x 320 digital camera. The images are unviewable. Images from the bar are posted...enjoy.
Friday night I had the opportunity to attend the Golden Gophers hockey game vs. U Mass Lowell (I know, I know we sure do draw big names for the Dodge Classic). Well right from the beginning there were a couple of ladies ahead of me and I started chatting with them, yada yada, being the regular little Hugh Hefner that I am. I swear I had it all wrapped up until I asked the one that I had been flirting with very heavily for some hand sanitiizer. Long story short, she is a microbiologist and doesn't believe in the goodness that this stuff will bring you. So you could say I cock blocked myself on that one. I hope my boys from the game will make a comment at the next game and maybe I can still get the hookup.
After the game with hit a bar and I worked my magic on a couple more ladies (one with an weird looking forehead, eek). But remember kids, never bring a girl home from the bar. Bar flies have STDs!
That is all.
Second thing to know is never use a digital zoom on a 640 x 320 digital camera. The images are unviewable. Images from the bar are posted...enjoy.
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Starting today, camera phone pictures of this nature are punishable by 1 year in prison in California.
Please note the rip in the pants. This is the girl Beener should have hit on, as he has already halfway in her pants. Well, so was everyone else, but it was sexy.
I should have been hitting on the purple hair girl because she had some natural beauty. ::Sigh::
I'm still crossing my fingers on hockey girl. Lets see what you guys can do for me.
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