Today I broke my Chipolte virginity and went with a bunch of people from work. I don't know why everyone is so freaking raves about this place but it didn't blow my pants off and I won't be craving this anytime soon. Maybe I made a rookie mistake and ordered a steak burrito but I just don't see what the big deal with it is. First bite was good but after I wore off the initial hunger it became tasteless and not very appetizing.
When someone loses their virginity to something it better be good. I remember looking back now. It was a cold February night.....
-B.
1.27.2006
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Today I broke my Chipolte virginity and went with a bunch of people from work. I don't know why everyone is so freaking raves about this place but it didn't blow my pants off and I won't be craving this anytime soon. Maybe I made a rookie mistake and ordered a steak burrito but I just don't see what the big deal with it is. First bite was good but after I wore off the initial hunger it became tasteless and not very appetizing.
When someone loses their virginity to something it better be good. I remember looking back now. It was a cold February night.....
-B.
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Here's what you have to do:
Order the Fajita Burrito this way:
- No fucking rice (sorry). That shit is nasty.
- CHICKEN ONLY (their steak sucks)
- Add Black Beans (YUM)
- No salsa/sauce (the hot sauce is too damned hot, the fire roasted salsa tastes terrible and the mild salsa is crap). The seasoning on the chicken and in the beans is plenty.
- Add your choice of extras (I only add lettuce, but then I'm a freak!).
---ENJOY---
If you didn't like it, than you did it wrong.
What you really need to do is order a chicken burito like this:
-No beans
-Extra rice
-Mild salsa (the hot really is too hot)
-Sour Cream
-Cheese
-Lettuce
It is even better when you squeeze lime on it as you are eating it.
Just because you lost your virginity and it wasn't absolutely stellar, doesn't mean you should never try it again..right?
Here's my personal favorite:
-Veggie burrito
-black beans and rice (the rice is one of the best parts, especially if it's a brand new batch)
-mild, medium corn, AND hot salsa (don't be a pussy!)
-sour cream, cheese, lettuce
-and for the big finish...guacamole!
Occasionally I'll get a chicken burrito, depending on my mood.
-and of course you need some limes to squeeze on it while you're eating
I should have known that this subject was going to serve some debate but I feel the rice is the worst part. Or maybe it was the meat? I dont' know. Next time I going to try the Baracola or Pork thingy. I heard both are good.
I'm going with the tacos (soft shell)
-meat
-corn salsa
-cheese
I heard the hot sauce does worse to the digestive system than White Castle and I'm not up for that challenge yet.
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