#5 Update

5) People who pee on the edge of the urinal. This doesn't just apply to working in a commercial building but all urinals in general. The "aiming hole" is large enough to birth a freaking whale in and yet people are hitting the edge in record numbers these days. I'm sure that some of it is nothing more than a little drip or shake off but most of it is poor aim. This cycle grows exponential with every user of the urinal as people move farther and farther away from it trying to avoid any sort of contact with the strangers pee. SIDE NOTE: It has been proven that urine is very sterile and we should have nothing to fear from it. By the end of the day the floor is soaking in piss and you avoid the bathroom like the plague. I bring you an update on this ongoing problem as today when I walked into the bathroom I find that someone had been "multi-tasking" while he pissed. Right there on the rim of the porcelain was a bloody booger. This combined with their lack of pissing skills doesn't make sense in terms of Darwinism. If they can't hit a gapping urinal hole while the are taking a leak, then how the hell can they direct their erect member into a much smaller opening in the sack? Either that or their wifes/girlfriends/SOs have bruised stomaches, thighs, and sore asses. -B.