Interview me and your chance to win big

Much like a common chain letter that you would get through the snail mail the new trend with the blog world is to do this thing called "Interview me". Someone thought they would be act famous for a few moments in their existence (remember that less than 1% of blogs actually get read by a large amount of people, mine not being one of them according to the stat trackers) so they came up with this process of asking someone else some random question to be answered and then in a pay it forward gesture would then open "auditions" to the next in line to be interviewed. Well recently Ms. Missy had her interview on her blog and so being a fun guy teamed up with a major feeling of curiosity lead me to asking Missy to "interview me" and these are the questions that she came up (along with my answers). This might be interesting and remember I don't take anything to seriously.

1) Describe your own personal hell.

I think I would need to believe in the existence of a place called hell (and heaven for that matter) before I could really create a perfect definition of what my own personal hell would be. What I'm going to do instead is redefine the question as "describe a place that you would not want to spend the rest of your existence at due to unbearable conditions". I think it would have to be a place that is hot, anyone who knows me can back up my total dislike for hot weather (the sweating thing isn't my favorite thing). Other things that would fit into this place would be lack of entertainment, music, culture, expression, and people. There would be a computer there but it's only application would be Microsoft Internet Explorer and it would need to connect to the web via a 14.4k modem. It has been over eight years since the last time I had to use dial-up service and I was ready to pull my hair out then. I think I would probably last only a week in this "hell" before I would take my life and enter the real "hell" that the question was referring to.

2) What kind of food could you eat an obscene amount of, and exactly how much of it do you think you could eat.

Sesame Chicken and rice. Bisher and I have had this ongoing thing where I say I can eat the same food for a week straight for every single meal and he just doesn't think I would make it. If someone is willing to pay for the quality meals I'm so willing to do it. Yum yum.

3) What are the top 5 things you love about Macs.

Missy knows my love for lists so I'm going to answer this one in list form if everyone doesn't mind. 1. Sexy..simple, they are just sexy looking inside and out. 2. Simple. They just work. 3. Non-bandwagon. It makes sense if you know me. 4. Innovative. No one knows what new products are coming out of the Windows world but all us Apple fanboys are creaming our shorts every six months when Apple releases the next big thing. 5. They are set up for people in the creative field. I don't care about if the Sims can run on my machine but I know Photoshop is always going to load.

4) Describe the most recent dream you can recall.

I really wish I could give you a naked in class dream or getting my arms chopped off dream but instead I had a dream about hockey. I don't remember all the details so this is going to be pretty lame. Maybe I should "make" the dream more vivid like any true rock star would but I really don't remember anything about it. Rubber bands, hockey sticks, V-8 engines, la dee da. Sorry, this answer is a bust.

5) Someone is making a movie about your life. What five songs would you want in the soundtrack, and when in your life would they fit?

My movie would be a silent film because I talk to much. So I guess you would have the piano ripping through song after song as you see me born, make mistakes, become happy, and die. I think you would watch it though because it would be witty. Everyone loves wit.

I really didn't answer the questions like they should have been answered and if my interviewer is unhappy about this, please tell me. I would hate to destroy such fantastic questions with a little fun.

So here's where it becomes fun for you! If you would like me to interview you on your blog, simply leave a comment containing the words, "Interview Me!", and I will send you a set of five questions to answer on your own blog.

Toodles,

-B.