Time of Death....

Camera dead. Ben sad. One camera still alive. Ben happy.

-B.

Worst Pickup Lines I Have Seen on Flickr (As Comments)

1. I see (feel) that love at first sight exists because of women like you
2. That left nipple of yours is working overtime, all right. Looks like a Scotch ad from the 70s.
3. Beautiful work once again. You do have a flair for this phtography stuff ;-)
4. Nice tits and ass ! (smooth as you can get)
5. love it, and its not becaause your nude
6. creative elegant and classy work...talented, beautiful lady...perfect recipe in my mind! Love it!
7. Yup. I too dislike when you get simple body focused comments like that. After all, I am more than tits and ass. I have a personality. A warped sick little personalilty that likes to play with matches, but a personality the same.
8. Good morning to you too. Just woke up and saw this pic. Now I know I will have a good morning.
9. With a view like that every single morning would be a good morning for me
10. excellent capture..of the cheeks :P...

The leg humping gets kind of old.

-B.

IQ Test, Please take it and help me out.

Please help me debunk this IQ test. I took this test online on Sunday and after I got my score I was blown away by what part of the bell curve I belonged to. It is pretty fun and I would love it if people would take some time (I think it took about 15-20 minutes), take the test and then post your scores here. I know I'm surrounded by smart people and want to see if this thing is for real or not.

LINKAGE

-B.

Wasted Resources

[RANT]

Today as I was driving home from the west side of the metro I passed a billboard from Coors that was raving over their new beer cans that "lets you see when you beer is cold". Now I'm not a member of Mensa International but I think I can touch a can and feel if it is cold or not. And why would I want to "see" when my can is cold? Unless I invent a transparent refrigerator or cooler, why the hell do I care of my cans turn blue or not? This super technology sounds more like a waste of resources than anything else. What is next, a can that screams "I'm almost empty"?

[/RANT]

-B.

Caught, how embarrassing!

Tonight the most embarrassing thing happened to me. I was in my room alone "taking care of some business" and I didn't hear Chris walking down the hall. Without knocking he entered the room and caught me. I turn bright red and try to plead the fifth but it was already too late, I was caught red handed. Yes, Chris caught me watching House.

My name is Ben and I'm a closet House watcher.

-B.

Five Biggest Fears

1) Snakes
2) Finding a dead body
3) Clowns
4) Car accidents
5) Needles

-B.

Five Favorite Things Today (7/11/07)

1. Coffee
2. Cool weather
3. Neutral Milk Hotel
4. Me coche
5. Pasta

-B.

Bonus: Five Fashion Trends that I don't (or won't) Miss

1. Hooker boots
2. Laser lines in haircuts
3. Zubaz
4. Tight pant rolling
5. Sweat pants (I'm still praying that they disappear)

Memories

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Driving around in my grandparents car looking for deer. If you didn't see one, you were a "weirdo".

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Pogs. Never owned any but wanted to learn how to play.

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Slap bracelets. I had a cool zebra print one.

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Playing vibration football in my grandparents basement while my brother was busy with the Atari. I liked noise and still do at times.

-B.